Am I metro-sexual or am I only afraid of getting old?

I remember that turning 30 was not a big deal. I celebrated with Hannes (Whose birthday is the day after mine) in the cellar where I rehearse. We invited lots of friends and sang karaoke. Queen of the night was Felicia, my former Italian-flatmate who secretly got drunk before the party.

The fact that that day I moved from the age group of the people in their 20’s to the one in their 30’s did not seem to affect me. However, turning 31 was different; I had no close friend in Nicaragua and had no birthday party.

Some weeks ago I went to a store to buy body lotion. After taking a look to the dozens of products, one special bottle gained my attention. The singularity of it laid on two specific words written on its label “Anti-Ageing”. I bought it immediately.

Since I was a child I love reading whatever it’s written on packages. The best thing during the breakfast was to read all sides of the cereal box. Reading the stuff written on a McDonalds’ Happy Meal rocked, and I still enjoy reading menus every time I visit a restaurant - I actually read the entire menu.

The last paragraph is actually the introduction to this: When I got home with my new body-lotion, the first thing I did was to read the lotion’s package. I found the information I was looking for, it read something like this “Beginning with 30, the skin stops producing…”. I am in this age group, meaning my skin surely stopped producing that thing. Buying that anti-ageing cream was surely one of the best decisions I’ve made this month.

Hannes laughed at me by saying my new body-lotion is against cellulite (and this would be extremely gay). I don’t think that the lotion is for fighting cellulite, but in the instructions, it is indicated to use it also in the thighs and on the butt. The remaining question is: am I metro-sexual or am I only afraid of getting old, or are both interrelated?

P.S. I can't remember if I already used this new pic on my profile...